Finding a cheap place for 4 people to stay in Rio was a bit of a
challenge. Everything nice, clean, and cheap was non-existent.
Everything in the good area was old, dirty, or expensive. Everything we
had read or head about RIO had us terrified to stay anywhere
but Ipanema. Downtown? You will get mugged. Copacabana? You will get
scammed. After weeks of looking I settled on a party hostel a block off
of Ipanema beach and when we arrived late on a Saturday night we found
that it was just that. The lobby was actually a bar and our room was
right above it. It wasn't that bad but not ideal. Perhaps spoiled from
the previous two stays at luxury hotels, the girls weren't having it. I
struggled with it for a bit as I knew for the price and area we were not
going to find anything. Being our last stop I was warmed to the idea of
upgrading. The female cook staff yelling in Portuguese from the bar
kitchen next to our room at 8:00 am convinced me moving was a good
idea. With that we went from rags to riches in Rio moving to a beach
side 5 * hotel, going from $20 to $250/night in a 1 block move.
The view from our hostel room
Moving on up.
The view from our hotel room
While waiting for our rooms to be ready we went in search of bikes
to rent for a couple hours to cover some ground. Lost in translation was
the location of said bike rentals as the staff at the hostel pointed in
a direction and said there were many places to rent bikes, or so we
thought that was what she said. I have said this before, as English
speaking travelers we are very spoiled. Brazil, with the majority of
tourists coming from Europe, is less English friendly than most South American countries. This was humbling
but good for us to struggle a little. We walked half way around the
giant and scenic Lagoon before making our way to the ocean side. I was taken
back by the amount of People, of all ages, jogging or exercising on the
outdoor city provided workout equipment. I was also taken back by the
lack of dog shit on the side walks. So far so good Rio.
We enjoyed a cheap and delicious breakfast of jamon y queso
empanadas and pastries with a side frozen acai berry. This meal would
become our go to for the next couple days.
We walked the whole length of Ipanema and enjoyed games of footvolley, a volley ball game played with your feet (originated in Rio when soccer was banned!) and guys in speedos doing the splits. The view of ridiculously tanned and fit people went for miles. Definitely made me think of Homer strutting his stuff in Rio.
Spot the splits!
Once we hit the end we turned around and headed for our waiting hotel rooms. In retrospect we should have enjoyed the sights a little longer as the busy beach was only alive because it was Sunday. In my mind that was any weekday. Our hotel rooms, although nothing special, had amazing ocean front views and came with a rooftop pool that was well used by us and made the upgrade worthwhile. Pool side and Beach side Caprinahs (a refreshing Brazilian cocktail) were consumed while watching the afternoon sun fade. It was a rough day.
View from pool
So super cool.
Diner that night was the best we had on the trip and probably my
personal highlight over the whole trip. Move over big Jesus, Porcão is
the new #1 tourist attraction in town. This all you can eat (and then
some) churrascaria (Brazilian style BBQ) is a serious gastronomical
attack...literally. Men with swords of varying delicious and perfectly
prepared meats assault your tables until you surrender. You are actually
given a card with a green "Sim por favour" and red "Nao Obrigado." Even
with the red stop sign visible the waiters still try and carve off more
meat on to your plate. Kinda like your grandmother would do while saying how
skinny you are. IT. WAS. AWESOME.
On top of the amazing meats there was a salad and sushi bar that
was top notch. Pair that with an amazing bottle of wine and you have my
heaven. Mmmmmm blue cheese crusted sirloin on a stick.... My mouth is
actually watering as I reminisce and type this. Must. BBQ.
Something...and slather it in chimichurri.
Will finish up Rio once craving subsides.
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